One of my tubes of paint (a light peachy colour) is titled "Santa's Flesh". LOL! That is just too creepy. I know, I know, it's probably for country-crafters who are painting wooden Santa Claus plaques or something, but it sounds like an evil spell component some Grinch would use, hehe.
It was even funnier though, when I first looked at it I thought it said "Satan's Flesh", which (on the cutesy little label) rightfully made me do a double take!